peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

“She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth.”

Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)

youmewlingquimloki:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

everything about this post..

Love this little cutie 😘😘

im-batman-in-a-dress:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!